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One year of 'Beets'  — Rochester's best satirical headlines of the past year

One year of 'Beets' — Rochester's best satirical headlines of the past year

It seems hard to believe but it has been one year since the Rochester Beet, a local satire publication, first began pumping out clever — and occasionally salty — jokes about the everyday happenings of the Med City.

Here's a look back at 10 of the best headlines so far, in chronological order:

 

The original

Too close to the truth

But we still love Kathy's

This one was too easy

So provocative!

Still worth the $10

The DMC thing is here

Well, sort of

Re: Gonda Singers controversy

No such thing as 'too much' parking

 

Note: Headlines from the Rochester Beet are not to be taken seriously.

Do you have a favorite headline? Let us know in the comment section below.


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